Hi!

This is an official website and it's about Elves

If you're like me then by now you've probly watched the movies and pictures below. I'm an Elf expert and I built this official website. Cause this site is really about PROVING that Elves are kick-awesome friends and warriors, not little pansy toy-makers. In fact, Elf Bowling is one of my favorite games and you should play it cause you get to knock down those fake kind of "Elves"!

Anyways, since your at my site I assume you're like most people and have some intrest in Elves - whether it's professional, academic, romantic or something else. But if you want the truth about this friendly but fierce race then first you're going to have to accept that you probly don't know nothing anything true about them. You mite think you do but you probly don’t, at least not as much as I do, and what you do know is probly wrong and you'll see why during this site.

There's this rumer going around that Elves are fake, so here's some examples of real Elves and fake Elves to help you see the difference:

(Sorry I can't show you REAL ones cause of Identity Unelf Disorder, so these are just examples to give you an idea)

This is an Elf	This is not an Elf
This I got this image from: http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/splitscreens/splitscreens.html	Not this I got this image from: http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/splitscreens/splitscreens.html
Elf You can buy this print at: http://kerembeyit.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Elf-male-116663634	Imposter! You can go to this website to play a game but it's not as fun as Elf Bowling cause I don't think you can knock Santa's "elves" down in it: http://www.christmasgamesite.com/play/snow_line2.htm

To learn more about the REAL Elf, study the topics under the menu above. This stuff is serious. To submit information about Elves or contact me click Contact the Elf expert and also check back often for updates, cause there'll always be some probly. Smurfs are not Elves.